Best Happy Valentine's day Whatsapp Status
Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart.
No matter how love sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along
True friends are hard to find, because the best ones are already mine! I love my Friends. Happy Valentine’s Day
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox
The two qualities which chiefly inspire regard and affection [Are] that a thing is your own and that it is your only one
There is abundant testimony That if we choose love rather than self, We gain immeasurably.
Happy Valentines Day Quotes, Wishes
V....is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A.....is for I will Always be yours
L.....is for Love at its most extreme
E.....is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N.....is for Never-ending love
T.....is for we will Always be Together forever
I.....is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N....is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E.....is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .
Valentines Day Whatsapp Status Updates for Husband BoyFriend Wife GirlFriend
Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to
play by the rules,
then you must forget the
rules and lay from your heart.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
Never kiss a police woman.
She will say "stop and handsup".
Never kiss a nurse she will say "next plz. "
Always kiss a teacher,She will say "repeat it 10 times."
Funny Valentines Day 2015 Facebook Whatsapp Status UpdatesTrue Love Never Dies,
If it dies, It won’t rot,
If it rots, It never smell.
And if it smells, It smells like roses.
I Love you the way you are.
It is the day which reminds you that
If you dont have a special someone, You’re alone
I thank god and feel lucky to have you as special someone.
Happy Valentine’s Day Sweetheart.
Valentines Day Whatsapp Status Updates for Facebook Whatsapp FriendsAfter Valentine’s Day-
15th feb, Slap day
16th feb, Gift Wapis day
17th feb, Ladai day
18th feb, Manane Ki Koshish day
19th feb, Breakup Day
20th Feb, Dusri Dhundo day.. ��
No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds.
I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it. Happy valentines day.
Valentine’s Day Romantic Status for Facebook Whatsapp For Him/HerValentine’s Day- Like we really need a day of the year to feel like shit because we’re single.
Nothing is more romantic than letting you know that I love you… via this Facebook Status update.
I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
Valentine’s day remind me that I need to change something in my life, and that is my lover.
Some People treat relationship as a video game. They play them and when they get bored they CHEAT
Anti-Valentine’s Day Status Updates for Facebook WhatsappWe fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love dies.
Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, extortion day.
Waiting for someone else to make you happy is the best way to remain sad.